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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2016|09:14 pm]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
i could really use some weed right about now
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2016|03:52 pm]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
The older I become, the more I can appreciate a man that cries.
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Also [May. 19th, 2016|11:53 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
It's one thing to be a teenaged go-go dancer (hayyyy), but it's quite another to be a grown man attending "underwear parties" in bars and nightclubs. Fucking gag me.
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(no subject) [May. 19th, 2016|11:51 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
"You can turn almost ANYTHING into a deadly weapon!"

- me
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Gay Pride 2016 [May. 19th, 2016|05:55 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
I am the fattest I have ever been - EVER. So now I have somewhere between 4-5 weeks to shrink down a fuckable size so I can squeeze into the sluttiest clothes I can muster up. Am I a walking cliche? Perhaps, but I fucking love it.

Also, I'm verrrry into Dangerous Woman. Slayed bitch!

#coffeediet
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2016|06:02 am]
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apparently girls like me when im fat

#newyear #newgirls
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2016|07:24 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
i am so fucking fat holy god
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(no subject) [Jan. 13th, 2016|11:37 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
but really, who starts a diet in the middle of the week
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(no subject) [Oct. 3rd, 2015|09:03 am]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
this year has been fucking crazy and it isn't even over yet

FML
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2015|07:15 pm]
Snookie Want Smoosh Smoosh!
again, Spotify Premium + 128GB SD card = LIFE
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